歌曲名 The Grouch Song

歌手名 Oscar The Grouch

作词：Jeff Moss

If you wake up in the morning mean and grumpy

And you frown at ev'rybody that you see

And if you like your oatmeal nice and cold and lumpy

Then you're a grouch like me

If you love it when it's wet and cold and raining

And the music that you like is all off key

If you're happiest whenever you're complaining

Then you're a grouch like me

If you hate it when your grandma kisses you

You know what

Well me too

If you love to watch a garbage truck roll by

You know what

So do I

And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty

And that ice cream is yucchy as can be

If you just can't stand a cuddly little kitty

Then you're a grouch like me

And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty

And that ice cream is yucchy as can be

If you just can't stand a cuddly little kitty

And you'd like to chase her up the nearest tree

Then you can be pretty sure that you're a grouch like me