If I Were - Kermit The Frog

作词：David Axlerod/Stephen Lawrence

If I were a poet

I would write a sonnet

It would say I love you

Your name would be upon it

If I were a farmer

I'd give you a bunny

If I had a beehive

You would get free honey

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If I were a baker

You could have a cruller

If I were a painter

Choose your favorite color

If I had some diamonds

I'd give you a few

Anything to show you

How much I love you

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Did you guess my secret

I am not a poet

Couldn't write a sonnet

And I think you know it

I am not a farmer

Can't give you a bunny

I don't have a beehive

Sorry 'bout the honey

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I am not a baker

Don't know bread from batter

And I am not a painter

And it doesn't matter

I don't need a present

All I have to do

Is look at you to show you

How much I love you

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