Bliss - The Monochrome Set

So you want to be my girlfriend

Wax my moustache in the morning

I'll curse you over breakfast

Where's my coffee

Call this a boiled egg

It's runny or hard

Yes it's hard

I never said it would be fun

I never said it would be

You think I need a son and daughter

To fetch my slippers clean the chimney

I'll whip Johnny every Sunday

I'll lock Mary in the cupboard

All night long she'll cry

Yes she'll cry

I never said it would be fun

I never said it would be

So you want to grow old with me

Paint my hair black in the evening

We'll go cruising on a liner

I'll be oozing in the china

And coughing

As we go to Mexico

I never said it would be fun

I never said it would be