Mr. Nine 'Till Five - P.F.M.

Shiny shoes he runs to catch the train

Rockets launched if he is late again

Pushed and squeezed on the sardine machine

To his Mr Nine till Five routine

Filing piling on his desk all day

In and out from tray to endless tray

Tea and biscuits secretary's legs

Luncheon daydreams over curried eggs

Yes sir nosir on the squawking phone

Five o'clock rush hour exhausted home

TV bedtime and excite the wife

Set the clock get up repeat through life

Mr Nine till

Down on his knees for the weekend

All too soon it's Sunday afternoon

Post the pools and watch the Box till ten

Shuts his eyes wakes up it's Monday again