Bingo Hall Baby - Andy Bell

Bingo Hall Baby&apos s life after 10

Sat watching TV&apos s late night late again

Never had a boyfriend never seen the world

While calling out the numbers

on the winner takes it all

Oh don&apos t forget there&apos

ll be a perk next week

Tesco store voucher for a tin of corned beef

Calling numbers makes you feel like Meryl Streep

You call the &apos eyes down&apos

stop when &apos full house&apos is shrieked

You&apos re a Bingo Hall Baby

Where &apos two fat ladles&apos make your day

You&apos re a Bingo Hall Baby

Hiding your &apos legs eleven&apos away

Used to be a cinema once don&apos t you know

No furtive encounters now on this back row

No change of programme

it&apos s always the same show

Clean around the toilets dear then you can go home

They slobber stories and fake their bonhomie

They&apos ve lost ten quid but won a pound you see

The they called maybe some luck day

The number she called will bring the willing that way

You&apos re a Bingo Hall Baby

Where &apos two fat ladies&apos make your day

You&apos re a Bingo Hall Baby

Hiding your &apos legs eleven&apos away