Sad Sack - Jerry Lewis

I take her dancing and step on her shoes

I fix her toaster and I blow a fuse

Then I get seasick when we take a cruise

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How can I make her love me

When I take her driving and I get a flat

I take the milk out and bring in the cat

And then I sit down on top of her hat

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How can I make her love me when

I drop my ashes all over her clothes

And I misplace her keys

And for forgiveness I send her a rose

And roses always make her sneeze

Achoo

The lamp is so bright I pull out the plug

Her arms then open to give me a hug

I run to kiss her and trip on the rug

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The original Sad Sack

I'm the genuine original first edition copy of Sad Sack