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Avanti (Ten Don'ts for Honeymooners) - The Monochrome Set

Asking naked down Mt Everest

With lilies up your nose

I'd punt up the ganges in a vest

And holler 'thar she blows'

I'd fish for tunny in meat madras

With blotting pads as bait

I'd converse with shrimps of higher class

About the church and state

I'd play hoop la with saturn's rings

I'd play hoop la with saturn's rings

I'd tie a knot in erroll flynn's

Yip yip

Sing yi yi yip yip yipee ying

For you

I'd dance the polka in a dhoti

Arid whistle the rite of spring

I'd recite hamlet's soliloquy

While munching onion rings

I'd plant a stickleback in a field

On st augustine's day

I'd sharpen your sword and beat your shield

And somersault up a brae

I'd juggle with jupiter's moons

I'd flatten the sahara's dunes

Yip yip

Sing yi yi yip yip yipee yoon

For you

I don't build a pyramid on the pole

With frosties packets and glue

I'd serve rubber bullets in a bowl

And call it irish stew

I'd change all the water into wine

And walk on the dead sea

Never sing the song of the golden rhine

With an augmented tea

I'd make a world in seven days

I'd pasteurise they

I'd pasteurise the milky way

Yip yip

Sing yi yi yip yip yipee yay

I'd play hoop la with saturn's rings

La with saturn's rings

I'd tie a knot in erroll flynn's

Yip yip

Sing yi yi yip yip yipee ying

I'd juggle with jupiter's moons

I'd flatten the sahara's dunes

Yip yip

Sing yi yi yip yip yi pee yoon

I'd play hoop

La with saturn's rings

I'd tie a knot in erroll flynn's

Yip yip

Sing yi yi yip yip yipee yole

I'd dole ensqueeze

I'd dole ensqueeze

Vanicashe mare imbrium

Ay ay

Sing yi yi yip yip yipee yun

I'd dole ensqueeze

I'd dole ensqueeze

Tara diddle dyno so sining