Lawn Chair - Weezer

作词：Rivers Cuomo

Cool kicking back in your lawn chair

You summon Gabriel and Michael

Hey guys why don't we torture the humans

Yes why don't we do it

For our entertainment

Cuz Heaven is so dull

Too many grapes

Too many harps

Too many smiles

Not enough weeping

They'll suffer so we can feel emotional release

Well I'm gonna stand up and call you out

You're a punk-ass oh my god there is no doubt

Unsatisfied with rain you made tears

And threw out your baby

Expecting we'd praise ye

And worship your name in a song

Now she's choking back tears (please tell us why)

Now she's gasping back hеr breath (please tеll us why)

Cuz she didn't ever hurt no one--