Call Me - Allan Sherman

Call me Efrem Zimbalist

Get me Bobby Kennedy

Then call Dave Ben-Gurion too

Then tell Carol Baker

I'm home now

Tell her Mastroianni sends

Love from Rome now

Then get Hank Mancini

And tell him Fred Fellini is waiting

Where the heck is the song

Order Scotch and ice and then

Ring up Barbra Streisand and

Then set up a conference call

With Sammy Davis

And Charles de Gaulle

Call me Walter Cronkite

And tell him Nancy Dickerson said

That David Brinkley was wrong

Then get Conrad Hilton in Bombay

Tell him Tuesday night

I want peaches flambe

Call Chief Justice Warren

And tell him

Sophie Loren is worried

Is she married or not

Then call Arthur Schlesinger

No no send a messenger

With the saddest news of the bunch:

Tell Lady Bird I'll

Be late for lunch

Dial up Liberace

And while up Joe Valachi

And tell him Lucky sends his regards

Find out where Onassis' barge is

Call him ship-to-shore

And reverse the charges

Locate Melvin Belli

And tell Mel One-Eye

Felli was scratched

By Princess Margaret's rose

Then call Lollabrigida

This week she's in Wichita

And then when you reach Cary Grant

Tell him I'd love to

But I just can't