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All my life I've loved Jimmy Durante

As I suppose you have too And the next thing is kind of

A Jimmy Durante type song that I wrote And it goes like this

If I could play the piano Like I'd like to play the piano I would

sit down at the piano And I'd play

That's how I'll play the piano night and day

If I could play the banjo Like I'd like to play the banjo I'd go out

and buy a banjo And a pick

I mean I'd play the banjo really slick

If I could play the bongos I'd go get a set of drums

I'd entertain my chums And then they'd call me twinkle thumbs

But I can't play the piano Or the banjo or the bongos

Cause when I sit down to play The people laugh

So I guess I'll have to play my phonograph

But my phonograph is broke My phonograph is

broke My phonograph is broke I bought it

in Hoboken They fixed it in Shamokin I mean it

I'm not jokin' My phonograph is broke Let's

finish this I'm chokin' I'm chokin' and I'm croakin' Hey stop the music

Stop the music

Stop the music

Stop the music

The following big finish comes to you From that

other great piano player

Van Cliburn

Tank you