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Mister Five by Five - Helen Forrest

Well twirl my turban

Man alive

Here comes mister five by five

He's one of those big fat bouncin' boys

Solid avoir dupois

Mister five by five

He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide

He don't measure no more

From head to toe

Than he do from side to side

Mister five by five

Got fifteen chins

And a line of jive

He's a mellow old cat

A real hep fat

He be mister five by five

That man

Can really jump it for a fat man

The only trouble is there's no way

Of knowing

Whether he's comin' or goin'

Mister five by five

He's slightly plump on the solid side

He don't shake it no more

From head to toe

Than he do from side to side

He's mister five by five