歌曲名 E Mail Female

歌手名 Salena Jones

作词：Rachlin Kerr

作曲：Rachlin Kerr

I woke up at half past nine and saw my partner was on line

I waited till he hurried out the door

Didn't wait to wash and dress

I knew that perfect happiness

Was waiting with the mouse without a paw

With a whirr it sprang to life

My modem dialled my other life

My email lover's message was in store

I double clicked I nearly flipped

The screen was full of naughty tips

The sort of things I've never heard before

Oh my computer brings me the perfect suitor

I log on and there he is again for me

Never alone now

When I am on my own now

He appears and turns me on

We surf together

Suddenly the screen goes bare

It crashes and there's nothing there

I click and curse and call the PC names

A friendly voice I recognize

Says hope you like my new surprise

Is he my love he's covered me in shame

Poor internetter thought you'd found something better

To fill a boring day with loving souvenirs

How demoralising to find I've been fraternising

With someone I've been living with for years and years and

End of day when he walks in he kisses me with knowing grin

I look away to hide my blushing smile

We both agree the world wide web

Cannot replace our marriage bed

Cos no computer beats real love for style

No apple mac no perfect word

No Microsoft no CompuServe

No computer beats real love for style

No oh no no no