Dialogue 100,000 In Pennies - Bobby Bare

作词：Shel Silverstein

作曲：Shel Silverstein

I broke into the bank on Sunday

And you should see the money I got

I couldn't drag it home until Monday

'Cause it sure weighed an awful lot

Then I sat down to count it

And much to my surprise

A whole lotta little round little brown coins

Rolled out in front of my eyes

I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies

Not one paper dollar or dime

And I really don't think there's many rich men

With a problem like mine

And I really don't think this

Is any kind of ending for a perfect crime

I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies

And I'm spendin' it a penny at a time

Now a steak would sure taste delicious

And I've forgotten how beer would feel

But the man might get suspicious

If I gave him five hundred pennies for a meal

So I guess I'll weigh myself again

And buy another stick o'gum

I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies

And I'm a livin' like a penniless bum

I've got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies

Not one paper dollar or dime

And I really don't think there's many rich men

With a problem like mine

And I really don't think this

Is any kind of ending for a perfect crime

I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies

And I'm spendin' it a penny at a time

I could buy myself a big limousine

Be a livin' like a movie star

But I'd have to hire a truck to haul the pennies

To the place where you buy the car

And I'd have to have a wagon to haul the pennies

To the place I'd hire the truck

I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies

And I ain't got a penny's worth o'luck

I've got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies

Not one paper dollar or dime

And I really don't think there's many rich men

With a problem like mine

And I really don't think this

Is any kind of ending for a perfect crime

I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies

Loading I'm spendin' it a penny at a time

I got a hundred thousand dollars in pennies

And I'm spendin' it a penny at a time