作曲：Shel Silverstein

One two one two three four

Who's the greatest singer in the land

You are

Who's the world most sweetest kindest man

You are

Who's gonna give you some icecream

If you sing this song just right

You are

Yep upset

Now who's the handsomest man in Tennessee

You are

And who's the trunk of this old family tree

You are

And when you kids get old enough to work

Who's gonna live off you

You are

Yep

That's true

You are the world's greatest father

Thank you kids

No matter what you say you're never wrong

You're right

And it's so nice of you to bother

It ain't no bother

To teach us this ridiculous song

Now who's the one who watches

While you grow

You are

Who's the one who wipes your ol dirty nose

You are

Who's gonna treat you better than any daddy ever did

You are

Oh thank you kids

You are the world's greatest father

No matter what you say you're never wrong

You got that right

And it's so nice of you to bother

It ain't no bother

To teach us this equal silly song

Just keep singin now

Who's the one that buys you all your clothes

You are

Who's the one who let's you sing on all his shows

You are

Who's gonna make more money off you

Than any daddy ever did

You are

Thank you kids