歌曲名 I Can Get It For You Wholesale Miss Marmelstein (Album Version) 歌手名 Barbra Streisand

作词：H Rome

作曲：H Rome

Oh why is it always miss marmelstein

Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein

Other girls get called by their first names right away

They get cozy intimate do you know what I mean

Nobody calls me: hey baby doll

Or honey dear or sweetie pie

Even my first name would be preferable

Though its terrible it might be better: its yetta

Or perhaps my second name thats tessye

Spells t-e-s-s-y-e

But no no its always miss marmelstein

Youd think at least miss m they could try

Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein

Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein miss marmelstein

Oh I could die

Im a very willing secretary

Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate

Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment

Its great I mean simply great

But the aggravation of my situation

I might as well get it off my chest

Its the drum appellation

Oh pardon the big words I apply

But I was an english major at c c n y

Drum appellation

Well literally I am persistently addressed

Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed

Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic

Why is it always miss marmelstein

Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein

Other girls get called by their nick names right away

Slightly naughty or riske

Do you know what I mean ha ha mmmmmmm

Nobody calls me : koo-chee-koo or boobala or passion pie

Even hey there babe thought not respectable

Aint so objectable

Its kind of crummy but chummy

Of course if I got married that would do it

So wheres the lucky guy ha

Till then it still is miss marmelstein

Everyday I get more and more fast

Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein

Miss marmelstein miss marmelstein miss marmelstein

Oh oh oh

I could bust