歌曲名 If You Hadnt But You Did From Two On The Aisle, 1951 (Vocal) 歌手名 Kristin Chenoweth

作词：Betty Comden+Adolph Green

作曲：Jule Styne

There he goes as usual my man

Breaking my foolish heart

I really dont know what to do about him

Ive told myself Ive got to do without him

There he goes as usual my man

Tearing my heart apart

Hes made my life a mess

Ive got to do this I guess

Goodbye Joe from here I kiss you

Goodbye Joe I hope I dont miss you

If you had been on the square

And had treated me fair

And wed not had a tiff

If you had not said

I should go and jump right off

The nearest cliff

If you had stayed off the make

And you never had taken

To coming home stiff

If I had not smelled perfume

With a nasty unfamiliar whiff

I'm gonna miss you baby

Things could've been teriff

Ah whats the diff

If you had not had the cheek

To stay out for a week

Saying Back in a jiff

If you were not such a two-timing guy

If you weren't

If you hadn't

If you didn't

If you weren't

If you hadn't

If you didn't

But you were

And you have

And you went

And you did

And so goodbye

If I had not seen you

Take Geraldine on the lake

In your flat-bottomed skiff

If you were not out with Sue

With your arms around her bare midriff

If I had not seen you pen sexy letters

To Gwen in your own hieroglyph

If you had not left me home

When had two seats for South Pacif

I'm gonna miss you baby

You were too darn prolif

Ah whats the diff

If you were not such a hound

Who when game was around

Always picked up the sniff

If you were not such a two-timing guy

If you weren't

If you hadn't

If you didnt

If you weren't

If you hadn't

If you didnt

But you were

And you have

And you went

And you did

And so goodbye

If when I asked where youd been

You had not cliffed my chin

With a beautiful biff

Hey if I had not always found purple

Lipstick on your handkerchief

If you had not told me lies

And then looked in my eyes

With a smile beautif

If when I caught you with Kate

You had not said Its of no signif

I'm gonna miss you baby

And I could get specif

Ah whats the diff

If the best years of my life

Werent spent as your wife

With no marriage certif

If you were not such a two-timing guy

If you weren't

If you hadn't

If you didn't

If you weren't

If you hadnt

If you didnt

But you had

And then we coulda

And you didn't

Though you shoulda

If you didn't

If you weren't

If you hadn't

If you didn't

But you were

And you have

And you went

And you did

And so goodbye

See ya later Joe