歌曲名 Inactive 歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

作词：Betty Comden+Adolph Green

作曲：Betty Comden+Adolph Green

I'm waking up in cheeto dust

My belly's covered with pizza crust

I'm using my inhaler now

I'm out of shape fattening up

I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup

Donut crumbs are upon my lips whoa The TV's on

I really hate this show I can't reach my remote control

Welcome to my new place to my new place

Sorry it's a cramped space but it's my place

I'm really inactive I'm so inactive

I'm really inactive highly inactive

My muscle's gone I'm atrophied

Always lose my fight with gravity

I rest my bones and just chillax

My nordictrack's collecting dust

And my stairmaster's a pile of rust

This is it the inertia

I can't get up this couch is part of me

I'm growing cobwebs on my knee

Pretty sad for my age sad for my age

I could read my rib cage here is my age

I'm really inactive yes quite inactive

I'm really inactive not very active

Near comatose no exercise

Don't tag my toe I'm still alive

I'm giving up my energy is shot

I'm never moving from this spot

Never move from this place move from this place

I'll stay here in this place right in this place

I'm really inactive just so inactive

I'm really inactive not so attractive