Happy Birthday - Weird Al Yankovic

作词：Al Yankovic/C. Midnight

作曲：Al Yankovic/C. Midnight

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Well it's time to celebrate your birthday

It happens every year

We'll eat a lot of broccoli

And drink a lot of beer

You should be good and happy

That there's something you can eat

A million people every day

Are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter

With the wretched and the poor

Your mama's in the kitchen

With a can of Cycle Four

There's garbage in the water

There's poison in the sky

I guess it won't be long

Before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Well what's the matter little friend

You think this party is the pits

Enjoy it while you can

We'll soon be blown to bits

The monkeys in the pentagon

Are gonna cook our goose

Their finger's on the button

All they need is an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see

We'll all be crispy critters after World War III

There's nowhere you can run to

Nowhere you can hide

When they drop the big one we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls sing along ok )

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Wow

Well there's a punk in the alley

And he's looking for a fight

There's an Arab on the corner

Buying everything in sight

There's a mother in the ghetto

With another mouth to feed

Seems that everywhere you look today

There's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth

Is gonna crash into the sun

But that's no reason

Why we shouldn't have a little fun

So if you think it's scary

If it's more than you can take

Just blow out the candles

And have a piece of cake

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Wow

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

(Happy Birthday )

And a pinch to grow an inch