歌曲名 Mr Popeil 歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

作词：

作曲：

I need a Vegematic

I need a Pocket Fisherman

I need a handy appliance

That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell

Operators are standing by how does that make you feel)

Help me

Mr Popeil

I wanna shine some pennies

I wanna mend some leather

I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder

Please no COD's don't miss out on this deal)

Ah help me

Mr Popeil

Help me

Mr Popeil

Mr Popeil

Mr Popeil

Woo woo ohh)

It slices it dices

Look at that tomato

You could even cut a tin can with it

But you wouldn't want to

Mr Popeil I'm in trouble

Need your assistance on the double

Oh no Now how am I gonna make

My old vinyl car top look like new

Mr Popeil

Tell me what am I s'posed to do

Mr Popeil

Mr Popeil

Now how much would you pay)

But wait there's more

It's not sold in any store

Now how much would you pay)

Don't answer yet

Just look what else you get

Now how much would you pay)

If you order today

You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray

Now how much would you pay)

Now how much would you pay

Mr Popeil Mr Popeil

Mr Popeil Mr Popeil

Mr Popeil Mr Popeil

Mr Popeil Mr Popeil

Make me buy a Garden Weasel

Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer

Make me take advantage of this amazing TV offer

Call our toll-free number we'll make you such a deal)

Aw help me

Mr Popeil I want it

Mr Popeil)

Well I need it

Mr Popeil)

I got to got to got to have it

Mr Popeil

Mr Popeil

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