歌曲名 Like A Surgeon 歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

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作曲：

I finally made it through med school

Somehow I made it through

I'm just an intern

I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class

Barely passsed at the institute

Now I'm trying to avoid yah I'm trying to avoid

A malpractise suit

Hey like a surgeon

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gause nurse

This patient's fading fast

Complications have set in

Don't know how long he'll last

Let me see that IV

Here we go - time to operate

I'll pull his indsides out pull his insides out

And see what he ate

Like a surgeon hey

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Here's a waiver for you to sign

Woe woe woe

It's a fact - I'm a quack

The disgrace of the AMA

'Cause my patients die yah my patients die

Before they can pay

Like a surgeon hey

Cuttin' for the very first time

Like a surgeon

Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon ooh like a surgeon

When I reach inside

With my scalpel and my forceps and retractors

Oh oh oh oh woe oh

Ooh baby yah

I can hear your heartbeat

For the very last time