歌曲名 Toothless People 歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

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They only show you their gums when they smile

Ain't got a tooth in their heads now how vile

Only can eat things like pudding and apple sauce

They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss

Hey stand up

Toothless people

The breath is lethal

Wanna tell you

Hey come on stand up get on your feet

Toothless people

Old and feeble

What I say

No more of those pearly whites will they posses

Their oral hygiene is frightful a mess

Lots of them suffering from trench mouth and gum disease

At least they don't have to worry about cavities

Hey stand up take out your teeth

Toothless people

Old and feeble

Oh yes

You can brush them you can floss them

They're something you just can't ignore

If you lose them you're in trouble

'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more

You need something to show your dentist

The next time he makes you say ahh

You don't wanna have to wind up

Eating all of your food through a straw

Like toothless people

Toothless people

You better brush your teeth now

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