歌曲名 Fat

歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

作词：Al Yankovic

作曲：Michael Jackson

Your butt is wide well mine is too

Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you

The word is out better treat me right

'Cause I'm the king of cellulite

Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat all right

My zippers bust my buckles break

I'm too much man for you to take

The pavement cracks when I fall down

I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well I've never used a phone booth

And I've never seen my toes

When I'm goin' to the movies

I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat I'm fat come on

fat really really fat)

You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it

fat really really fat)

You know I'm fat I'm fat come on you know

fat really really fat)

Don'tcha call me pudgy portly or stout

Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail

It measures on the Richter scale

Down at the beach I'm a lucky man

I'm the only one who gets a tan

If I have one more pie a la mode

I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds

I'm having twenty-thirds

When I go to get my shoes shined

I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat I'm fat sha mone

fat really really fat)

You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it

fat really really fat)

You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know

fat really really fat)

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds

Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way

Better give me plenty space

If I tell you that I'm hungry

Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat I'm fat come on

fat really really fat)

You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it

fat really really fat)

You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know

fat really really fat)

Woo woo woo when I sit around the house

I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat I'm fat come on

fat really really fat)

You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know it

fat really really fat)

You know you know you know come on

fat really really fat)

And you know all by myself I'm a crowd

Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge I'm fat you know it

fat really really fat)

You know I'm fat you know hoo

fat really really fat)

You know I'm fat I'm fat you know it you know

fat really really fat)

And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud

Just tell me once again who's fat