歌曲名 Taco Grande

歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

作词：Al Yankovic

作曲：Gerardo Mejia+C C Warren

Taco Grande - Weird Al Yankovic

Tacogrande Tacogrande

Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado

Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado

Las flautas y tamales siempre muy bueno

Y el chile relleno

You see I just gotta have a tostada carne asada

That's right I want the whole enchilada

My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla

I need a quesadilla

I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbn

With my friends or when I'm all alone

Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero

Un burrito ranchero

So give me something spicy and hot now

Break out the menu what you got now

Oh would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side

You better make sure the beans are refried

Taco grande Taco grande

Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me

That's why I order two or three

Let me give you a tip just try a nacho chip

It's really good with bean dip

I eat uno dos tres quarto burritos

Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos

Well I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas

And a pitcher of margaritas

Well the combination plates all come with beans and rice

The taquitos here are very nice

Now I'm down on my knees we need some extra tomatoes and cheese

And could you make that separate checks please

Taco grande Taco grande

"Buenos noches senor bienvenido a el burritos casa de salsa

Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos si puedo recomendar

El ardiente pollo al infierno muy delicioso

Sus ojos se quemaran su estomago estara en fuego

Se quedaran en el baÑo por una semana

Entiendes lo que digo gringo estupido tonto "

Well the food is coming I can hardly wait

Now watch your fingers careful hot plate

What you think you're doing with my chile con queso

Well if you want some just say so

Oh boy pico de gallo

They sure don't make it like this in Ohio

No gracias yo quiero jalepeÑos nada ms

You can toss away the hot sauce

Donde estan los nachos Holy frijole

You better get me a bowl of guacamole

Y Uusted Eugene Why's your face turning green

Don't you like pinto beans

You want some more cinnamon crispas

If you don't hasta la vista

Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna

You can finish it maÑana

Well it's been a pleasure I can't eat no more

SeÑor la cuenta por favor

If you ain't tried real Mexican cooking well you oughta

Just don't drink the water