Young, Dumb And Ugly - Weird Al Yankovic

作词：Al Yankovic

作曲：Al Yankovic

We're dangerous dudes we got bad attitudes

Most of our brain cells are gone

We were born to be bad you better not make us mad

Or we just might toilet paper your lawn

We got a reputation 'round these parts

We only leave a ten percent tip

Sometimes we don't return our shoping carts

Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip

'Cause we're young dumb and ugly

That's what we are

We're so young young dumb and ugly

We wear black leather in the hottest weather

You can't imagine the smell

We got three-day stubble our names spell trouble

T-R-U-B-E-L

Reaisin' hell bendin' the rules just a little

We're livin' only for thrills

We squeeze our tooothpaste tubes from the middle

And wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills

'Cause we're young dumb and ugly

You better believe it

We're young young dumb and ugly

I'll tell you again

We're so young

We're so young dumb and ugly

We're comin' to your town

Yeah we're young young dumb and ugly

We're wild reckless men we're on a rampage again

We drive with just one hand on the wheel

Danger's in our soul we're goin' out of control

Swimmin' right after a big heavy meal

We're there wherever trouble's starting

We're rebels without a clue

We drink milk right from the carton

And keep our library books 'till they're way overdue

'Cause we're young dumb and ugly

That's what we are

We're so young young dumb and ugly

You can't stop us

We're young we're so young dumb and ugly

Young dumb and ugly

We're young we're young dumb and ugly

So ugly

Young dumb and ugly