歌曲名 Germs 歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

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Sometimes I really want to be alone

But that's one state I'm never in

Because I know that I've got millions upon millions

Of tiny one-celled organisms living on my skin

Germs I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw and bleeding

Germs But they just come right back again

Germs I can't even see 'em but I know they're up to something

Hey don't touch that you don't know where it's been

They're all over me

They're inside of me

Can't get 'em offa me

I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria

What do they want from me

What'll they do to me

There's no escape for me

I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria

Now if I ever dare to go to sleep

That's when they start their sneak attack

In the morning I wake up in utter horror

To find my teeth are covered with bacterial plaque

Germs Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face

Germs And there's more comin' every day

Germs I never said that they could camp out on my body

I wish they'd pack their tiny little bags and move away

They're all over me

They're inside of me

Can't get 'em offa me

I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria

What do they want from me

What'll they do to me

There's no escape for me

I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria

They're creepin' around my shorts

They're under the bathroom sink

They're ridin' inside my car

They're swimmin' in every drink

They're hidin' between my toes

They're lurkin' in every kiss

I got 'em way up my nose

In every orafice

I'm gonna show them who's boss

I'm gonna get even yet

Just gimme some Lysol spray

Just hand me a moist towelette

Don't tell me I'm paranoid

I know that they're after me

Look under the microscope

See

They're all over me

They're inside of me

Can't get 'em offa me

I'm covered with Microscopic bacteria

What do they want from me

What'll they do to me

There's no escape for me

I'm crawling with Microscopic bacteria

They're all over me

I can feel 'em all over me

Over every part of me

Microscopic bacteria

I know they're watching me

They're always watching me

They're coming after me

Microscopic bacteria

Won't somebody help me

Please somebody help me

You've got to believe me

They're out to get me

They wanna control me

They wanna destroy me

They're tryin' to kill me

It kind of upsets me