歌曲名 The Night Santa Went Crazy 歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

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Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys

For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys

When the boss busted in nearly scared them half to death

Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath

From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo

Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo

And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye

Merry Christmas to all

Now you're all gonna die

The night Santa went crazy

The night Saint Nick went insane

Realized he'd been getting a raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well the workshop is gone now he decided to bomb it

Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet

And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage

And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage

He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger

And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger

And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen

And he took a big bite and said It tastes just like chicken

The night Santa went crazy

The night Kris Kringle went nuts

Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole

Without stepping in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI

There's a van from the Eyewitness News

And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky

And the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'

And everyone's dyin' to know oh Santa why

My my my my my my

You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes Virginia now Santa's doing time

In a federal prison for his infamous crime

Hey little friend now don't you cry no more tears

He'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous

And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service

And they say Mrs Claus she's on the phone every night

With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' 'bout

The night Santa went crazy

The night Saint Nicholas flipped

Broke his back for some milk and cookies

Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo-oh the night Santa went crazy

The night Saint Nick went insane

Realized he'd been getting a raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Wo-oh something finally must have snapped in his brain

Tell ya something finally must have snapped in his brain