歌曲名 Hardware Store

歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

作词：Al Yankovic

作曲：Al Yankovic

Nothing ever ever happens in this town

Feelin' low down down not a lot to do around here

I thought that I would go right out of my mind

Until a friend told me the news

He said hey you know that vacant lot

Right beside the gas station well somebody bought it

And on that spot they're gonna build a shop

Where we can go buy bolts and screws

Since then I've been walking on air air

I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair

'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care

I've been waiting since last June

For this day to finally arrive

I'm so happy happy now just to be alive

'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside

Well I hope they open soon

I can't wait no I can't wait

When are they gonna open up that door

I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight

Right in front of the store then as soon as it was light out

I pressed my nose right up against the glass

You know I had to be first in line

Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom

Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house

See those hacksaws very very soon

One of them will be all mine

Guys with nametags walking down the aisles

Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles

Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles

All arranged alphabetically

And they're doing a promotional stunt

There's a great big purple sign out front

That says every 27th customer

Will get a ball peen hammer free

I can't wait no I can't wait

When are they gonna open up that door

I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

Would you look at all that stuff

They've got Allen wrenches gerbil feeders toilet seats electric heaters

Trash compactors juice extractor shower rods and water meters

Walkie-talkies copper wires safety goggles radial tires

Bb pellets rubber mallets fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hanger's paper cutters waffle irons window shutters

Paint removers window louvres masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets folding tables weather stripping jumper cables

Hooks and tackle grout and spackle power fogger's spoons and ladles

Pesticides for fumigation high-performance lubrication

Metal roofing water proofing multi-purpose insulation

Air compressors brass connectors wrecking chisels smoke detectors

Tire guages hamster cages thermostats and bug deflectors

Trailer hitch demagnetizers automatic circumcisers

Tennis rackets angle brackets Duracell's and energizers

Soffit panels circuit breakers vacuum cleaners coffee makers

Calculator's generators matching salt and pepper shakers

I can't wait no I can't wait

When are they gonna open up that door

I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

I'm goin' yes I'm goin' I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the hard ware I'm goin' really goin' to the

Goin' hard I'm goin' to the hard oh yes I'm goin' to the

Hardware store