Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) - "Weird Al" Yankovic

作词：Max Martin/Andreas Carlsson/Al Yankovic

作曲：Max Martin/Andreas Carlsson

Yeah

A used pink bathrobe

A rare mint snow globe

A smurf TV tray

I bought on eBay

My house is filled with this crap

Shows up in bubble wrap

Most every day

What I bought on eBay

Tell me why I need another pet rock

Tell me why I got that alf alarm clock

Tell me why I bid on shatner's old toupee

They had it on eBay

I'll buy your knick knack

Just check my feedback

A++ they all say

They love me on eBay

Gonna buy a slightly damaged golf bag

Gonna buy some beanie babies new with tag

From some guy I've never met in Norway

Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you

With two seconds left to go whoa

Got paypal or Visa what ever'll please

As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy your tchotchkes

Sell me your watch please

I'll buy I'll buy I'll buy I'll buy

I'm highest bidder now

Junk keeps arriving in the mail

From that worldwide garage sale

Hey a dukes of hazzard ashtray

Oh yeah I bought it on eBay

Want to buy a pacman fever lunchbox

Want to buy a case on vintage tube socks

Want to buy a kleenex used by Dr Dre

Found it on eBay

Want to buy that farrah fawcett poster

Pez dispensers and a toaster

Don't know why the kind of stuff you'd throw away

I'll buy on eBay

What I bought on eBay