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You Must Meet My Wife - Elizabeth Taylor

She lightens my sadness

She livens my days

She bursts with a kind of madness

My well ordered ways

My happiest mistake

The ache of my life

Must meet my wife

She bubbles with pleasure

She glows with surprise

Disrupts my accustomed leisure

And ruffles my ties

I don't know even now

Quite how it began

You must meet my wife my anne

One thousand whims

To which i give in

Since her smallest tear

Turns me ashen

I never dreamed

That i could live in

So completely demented

Contented a fashion

So sunlike so winning

So unlike a wife

I do think that i'm beginning

To show signs of life

Don't ask me how at

My age one still can grow

If you met my wife you'd know

Dear fredrik

I'm just longing to meet her

Sometime

She sparkles

How pleasant

She twinkles

How nice

Her youth is a sort of present

Whatever the price

The incandescent what the

Light

Of my life

You must meet my wife

Yes i must i really must

Now

She flutters

How charming

She twitters

My word

She floats

Isn't that alarming

What is she a bir

She makes me feel i'm what

A very old man yes no no

But i must meet your gertrude

My anne sorry anne

She loves my voice my walk my mustache

The cigar in fact that i'm smoking

She'll watch me puff until it's just ash

Then she'll save the cigar butt

Bizarre but you're joking

She dotes on your dimple

My snoring how dear

The point is she's really simple

Yes that much seems clear

She gives me funny names like

Old dry as dust wouldn't she just

You must meet my wife

Yes i must yes i must

A sea of whims that i submerge in

Yet so lovable in repentance

Unfortunately still a virgin

But you can't force a flower

Don't finish that sentence

She's monstrous she's frightened

Unfeeling unversed

She'd strike you as unenlightened

No i'd strike her first

Her reticence her apprehension

Her crust no yes no fredrik

You must meet my wife

Let me get my hat and my knife

What was that

I must meet your wife

Yes you must