歌曲名 I Am One Of The Smart Ones

歌手名 Liza Minnelli

作词：Fred Ebb+John Kander

作曲：Fred Ebb+John Kander

I'm one of the smart ones

I got it all figured

You won't find me

In one of them broken down flats

Commanding an army of brats

Not me

You won't catch me

Bent over and ready to scrub

Some grimy old ring in a tub

Not me

Got it figured

Got it planned

How's my future

Grand

and You won't see me

Whenever the dinner is through

With mountains of dishes to do

Not me

That's for some dumb someone else

Not me

My daddy used to tell me

When I was barely three

Lay down with the dog

And you wake up with the flea

Pick out the brave with wampum

All the rest is talk

Only a brave with wampum

Buys a good tomahawk

Lovin' is like a horse race

You'll have a valued hide

If you remain a filly

Only winners can ride

well Daddy I learned my lesson

Daddy I'm cutting loose

Daddy I'm gonna make you proud

Of this papoose

I'm one of the smart ones

I got it all figured

You won't find me

Tied down to some boozy old slob

Who's chronically out of a job

Not me

You won't catch me

Uncapping a bottle or beer

And figuring Christmas is here

Not me

Got it figured

Soon or late

I'll be doing great

Great great

And when you see me

Hobnobbin' on top of the town

My emeralds weighin' me down

You'll cry

There goes baby

Ain't she flyin' high