歌曲名 Whatever You Like (Parody Of Whatever You Like By T I ) 歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

作词：

Hey girl

You know our economy ＇ s in the toilet

作曲：

But I ＇ m still going to treat you right

I said you can have whatever you like if you like)

I said you can have whatever you like if you like)

Yeah yeah

Tater tots Cold Duck on ice

And we can clip coupons all night

And baby you can have whatever you like if you like)

I said you can have whatever you like if you like)

Yeah yeah

Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please

Like Burger King or Mickey D ＇ s

And baby you can have whatever you like if you like)

I said you can even have the large fries large fries)

Yeah yeah

Baby you should know I am really quite a sweet guy

When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply

Want it you can get it my dear

I got my Costco membership card right here yeah

You like Top Ramen need Top Ramen

Got a cupboard full of ＇ em I ＇ ll keep ＇ em coming

You want it I got it go get it just heat it

Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it

Pork and beans and Minute Rice

And we can play Cribbage all night

And baby you can have whatever you like if you like)

I said you can have whatever you like if you like)

Yeah yeah

I can take you to the laundromat downtown

And watch all the clothes go round and round

And baby we can go wherever you like if you like)

I said we can go wherever you like if you like

Yeah yeah

Hottest shorty I know if you had some lipo

You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio

Seven dollar bills rolled

Up inside my plastic billfold

Buy you a bagel even if it isn ＇ t day old

And you never ever gotta wear your sister ＇ s old clothes

As long as I ＇ m still assistant manager at Kinko ＇ s

Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl

You ain ＇ t got to pay me that ＇ s

The way that I roll

My chick can have want she want

At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want

I know girl you ain ＇ t never had a man like that

Who doesn ＇ t make you buy generic brand like

That Yeah

You like my Hyundai see my Hyundai

I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday

But that ＇ s kind of far and I ＇ m not made of cash

Do you think you could chip in for gas

Mac and Cheese would be all right

But let ＇ s send out for pizza tonight

And you can order any toppings you like if you like)

I said you can even have the last slice the last slice)

Yeah yeah

Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do ＇

Now I can get free HBO

And baby you can watch whatever you like if you like)

I said you can watch whatever you like if you like) yeah

And you can always ride the city bus

Got a stack of tokens just for us

Yo my wallet ＇ s fat and full of ones

It ＇ s all about the Washingtons that ＇ s right

You want White Castle need White Castle

Long as you got me it won ＇ t be no hassle

You want it we ＇ ll get it just don ＇ t be a hater

If I grab a bunch of napkins for later

Thrift store jeans on sale half-price

The underwear at Goodwill is nice

And baby you can have whatever you like if you like)

I said you can have whatever you like if you like)

Yeah yeah

Baby I can give you anything you please

Even share my government cheese

And baby you can have as much as you like if you like)

I said you can have as much as you like if you like)

Yeah yeah