歌曲名 Skipper Dan 歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

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I starred in every high school play

Blew every drama teacher away

Graduated first in my class at Juilliard

Took every acting workshop I could

And I dreamed of Hollywood

While I read my Uta Hagen and studied the Bard

Hit the boards and paid my dues

And got phenomenal rave reviews

I knew the world was gonna love me without a doubt

I was sure that Tarantino would be callin ＇ me on the phone

Annie Leibovitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone

But the years have come and gone

And I ＇ m sorry to say that ＇ s not the way that it ＇ s all worked out

I ＇ m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride

Skipper Dan is the name

And I ＇ m doin ＇ 34 shows every day

And every time it ＇ s the same

Look at those hippos they ＇ re wigglin ＇ their ears

Just like they ＇ ve done for the last 50 years

Now I ＇ m laughin ＇ at my own jokes but I ＇ m cryin ＇ inside

＇ Cause I ＇ m workin ＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride

Oh the critics they used to say

I was the new Olivier

Thought I ＇ d be the toast of Sundance or maybe Cannes

Aw but don ＇ t bother tryin ＇ to IMDb me

The only place you might possibly see me

Is ridin ＇ my little boat around Adventureland

It ain ＇ t exactly what I planned

But I ＇ m a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride

Skipper Dan is the name

And I ＇ m doin ＇ 34 shows every day

And every time it ＇ s the same

I would ＇ ve killed if I ＇ d been in ＂ Speed The Plow ＂

But what ＇ s the difference that ＇ s all behind me now

＇ Cause I ＇ m payin ＇ the rent and I ＇ m swallowin ＇ my pride

And I ＇ m workin ＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride

I should be there on Broadway

Knockin ＇ ＇ em dead in ＂ 12 Angry Men ＂

But instead I ＇ m here tellin ＇ these lame jokes

Again and again and again and again and again and again and again

Bengal Tigers can jump over 20 feet

That ＇ s an African bull elephant

And there it is the backside of water

What have I done with my life

I shoulda listened when my grandfather said

＂ Why don ＇ t you major in business instead ＂

Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died

And I ＇ ll probably work forever as a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride

Skipper Dan is the name

And I ＇ m doin ＇ 34 shows every day

And every time it ＇ s the same

Look at those hippos they ＇ re wigglin ＇ their ears

Somebody shoot me ＇ cause I ＇ m bored to tears

Always said I ＇ d be famous I guess that I lied

＇ Cause I ＇ m workin ＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride

I ＇ m still workin ＇ on the Jungle Cruise ride