歌曲名 Craigslist 歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

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作曲：

Whoa yeah

You ' ve got a ' 65 Chevy Malibu

With automatic drive

A custom paint job too

I ' ll trade you for my old wheelbarrow

And a slightly used sombrero

And I ' ll even throw in a stapler if you insist

Craigslist

I ' m on Craiglist baby come on

Yeah

Well we shared a quick glance

Saturday at the mall

I never took a chance

Never approached you at all

You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas

I was wearin ' red Speedos and a hockey mask

Come on let ' s find that love connection that we missed

On Craigslist

Yeah Craigslist come on

I ' m on Craigslist

Oh baby maybe you are too

Be bom ba chomb cadonk bin bam boo

An open letter to the snotty barista at the Coffee Bean on San Vacente

Boulevard

I know there were twenty people behind me in line

But I was on a cell phone call with my mother

Didn ' t you see me hold up my index finger

That means I ' ll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes

So what ' s with the attitude lady

No tip for you

Got a trashcan of Styrofoam peanuts

You can have ' em for free

You can drop by on the weekend

And pick ' em up from me

But the trashcan ain ' t part of the deal

Only givin ' you the peanuts get real

Don ' t have no Hefty bag so bring your own

Don ' t bug me with questions on the phone

Don ' t ask for help don ' t waste my time

And don ' t complain ' cause they won ' t cost you a dime

Just ask yourself:

Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts

You can have my Styrofoam peanuts

Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts

You can have them all

They ' re on Craigslist yeah

Craigslist Ow baby come on

I ' m on Craigslist Craigslist Craigslist

I ' m on Craigslist Craigslist Craigslist now Craigslist