A Funny Thing Happened - Marilyn Cooper/Elliott Gould

作词：Harold Rome

作曲：Harold Rome

You don't have to shout

From now on I'm out of the kitchen

What's more I can't stand

your cigarette brand

And I switchin'

I'm unhappy with things

the way they've occurred

It is time to face facts

and not mince a word

Certain parties with bird

brains are getting the bird

Au revoir fare thee well and good-bye

And I'll tell you why

A funny thing happened

on my way to love

I lost the young fellow

I've been dreaming of

He changed while I waited

and hoped for his call

Into someone who's no fun at all

So I'll start forgetting

What else can I do

And much thanks for

letting me practice on you

It's farewell my lovely

Excuse please my dust

Unravel and travel and lust

No tears

No hurt surprise

It's with a pleasant glow I realize

If I have that much love

so deep true and strong

All ready to hand you

my dear mister wrong

To stew both the treasures

the joy and delight

I'll give to my own mister right

My own mister right

So hasta lavista factah toodle-ooh

The world will keep turning

but nut around you

There's someone else waiting

who's more than a friend

Best wishes and dishes I'll send

Thank you so much

He won't keep me waiting

like some people did

A big legal eagle oh you lucky kid

He's not quite as flashy

or devil may care

But oh when I need him he's there

Sounds like some square

So long I'm on my way

Thanks for the buggy ride

And may I say

If I had this much love

so deep true and strong

All ready to hand you

my dear mister wrong

Just think of the treasures

the joy and delight

I'll give

As long as I live

Day and night

To my own mister right