I Can Do That - Jeffrey Schecter

作词：Edward Kleban

作曲：Marvin Hamlisch

I'm watchin' Sis

Go pitterpat

Said

I can do that

I can do that

Knew every step

Right off the bat

Said

I can do that

I can do that

One morning Sis won't go to dance class

I grabbed her shoes and tights and all

But my foot's too small

So

I stuff her shoes

With extra socks

Run seven blocks

In nothin' flat

Hell

I can do that

I can do that

I got to class

And had it made

And so I stayed

The rest of my life

All thanks to Sis

Now married and fat

I can do this

That I can do

I can do that