歌曲名 Today You Are a Man

歌手名 Stephen Lynch/Matthew Saldivar/Kevin Cahoon

作词：Chad Beguelin

作曲：Matthew Sklar

There's a gift from every guest

Today you are a man

The cocktail franks have all been blessed

Today you are a man

Your goyem friends have been agog

Since they left the synagogue

Drunk on Schnapps and in a fog

And speaking Hebrew best they can

L'chaim

'Cause you're a man

There's a waitress

Dressed up like a go-go

But remember shiksas are a no-no

Go shake hands with

Each Tom Dick and Herschel

They'll be schvitzing

And what's even worse

You'll have to kiss your aunts

And watch a zany dance

But remember this

It could be ten times worse

At least it's not your bris

Your bris

Today you are a boy boy boy

Boy boy boy

Boy boy boy

Boy No a man

Ole