作曲：Oscar Brand

Now the Hit Parade in today's Music

Industry is a wierd thing

Topten the top forty the top one hundred

The top seven thousand

These are all lists of records popular with and

Purchased by eleven twelve thirteen year old kiddies

It's just the thing for music from such people as

Oh Elvis Fabian

Fats Chubby skinny messy icky

And with this kind ofthing going on

It's hard for us to know what to put out for the Top

Forty or the Hit Parade market

We feel that Rock and Roll is on one

End of the musical spectrum Now

We'd like to go into the other end

Of the musical spectrum

That we ah we feel that ah

That we feel isClassical and Symphonic music

We'd like to start off our

Contribution to the Symphonic

And Classical music world this evening

With something from the string section

The violins play the song

Everyone has got to sing along

The violins play the song

Everyone has got to sing along

And now we progress to the woodwind section

The clarinet the clarinet

He doesn't know it but he'll learn it yet

The clarinet the clarinet

He doesn't know it but he'll learn it yet

Thank you

Now we'd like to have something

From the percussionsection

The drums are never sharp the drums are never flat

They just go rat-tat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat

The drums are never sharp the drums are never flat

They just go rat-tat-a-tat-tat-tat

Now the horns

The horn the horn

Just sneers with scorn

The horn the horn

Just sneers with scorn

The violins play the song

Everyone has got to sing along

The clarinet the clarinet

He doesn't know it but he'll learn it yet

The drums are never sharp the drums are never flat

They just go rat-tat-a-tat-tat-tat

The horn the horn

Just sneers with scorn

The violins play the song

Everyone has got to sing along

The clarinet the clarinet

He doesn't know it but he'll learn it yet

The drums are never sharp the drums are never flat

They just go rat-tat-a-tat-tat-tat

The horn the horn

Just sneers with scorn

The violins play the song

Everyone has got to sing along

The clarinet the clarinet

He doesn't know it but he'll learn it yet