歌曲名 Trapped In The Drive Thru (Parody Of Trapped In The Closet By R Kelly) 歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

作词：Al Yankovic

作曲：Robert Kelly

Seven o clock in the evening

Watchin somethin stupid on TV

I m zoned out on the sofa

When my wife comes in the room and sees me

And she says aIs this Behind the Music

With Lynyrd Skynyrd

And I say I don t know say it s gettin late

What cha wanna do for dinner a

She says I kinda had a big lunch

So I m not super hungry

I said Well you know baby

I m not starvin either but I could eat

She said So what do you have in mind

I said I don t know what about you

She says I don t care if you re hungry let s eat

I said That s what we re gonna do

But first you gotta tell me

What it is you re hungry for

And she says Let me think

What s left in our refrigerator

I said Well there s tuna I know

She said That went bad a week ago

I said Is the chili okay

She said You finished that yesterday

I hopped up and I said I don t know

Do you want to get something delivered

She s like Why would I want to eat liver

I don t even like liver

I m like No I said delivered

She s like I heard you say liver

I m like I should know what I said

She s like Whatever I just don t want any liver

Well I was gonna say something

But my cell phone started to ring

Now who could be callin me

Well I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry callin

For the third time today

My wife said Let it go to voicemail

I said Okay

Where were we Oh dinner right

So what do you wanna do

She said Why don t you whip up somethin in the kitchen

Yeah I said Why don t you

And then she says

Baby can t we just go out to dinner please

I says no she says yes I says no she says yes

I says no she says yes oh here s your keys

I step a little bit closer

Say Okay where ya wanna go

She says How about The Ivy

I said Yeah well I don t know

aI don t feel like gettin all dressed up

And eatin expensive fooda

She s says Olive Garden

I say Nah I m not in the mood

aAnd Burrito King would make me gassy

There s no doubt

She says Just forget about it

I said No I swear I m gonna take you out

Then I get an idea

I say I know what we ll do

She says What I say Guess

She says What I say We re goin to the drivethru

So we head out the front door

Open the garage door

Then I open the car doors

And we get in those car doors

Put my key in the ignition

And then I turn it sideways

Then we fasten our seat belts

As we pull out the driveway

Then we drive to the drive-thru

Heading off to the drive-thru

We re approaching the drivethru

Getting close to the drivethru

Almost there at the drivethru

Now we re here at the drive thru

Here in line at the drivethru

Did I mention the drivethru

Well here we are in the drivethru line

Me and her

Cars in front of us cars in back of us

All just waiting to order

There s some idiot in a Volvo

With his brights on behind me

I lean out the window and scream

Hey what cha tryin to do blind me

My wife says Maybe we should park

We could just go eat inside

I said I m wearin bunny slippers

So I ain t leavin this ride

Now a woman on a speaker box

Is sayin Can I take your order please

I said Yes indeed you certainly can

We d like two hamburgers with onions and cheese

Then my wife says

Baby hold on I ve changed my mind

I think I m gonna have a chicken sandwich

Instead this time

I said You always get a cheeseburger

She says That s not what I m hungry for

I put my head in my hands and scream

I don t know who you are anymore

The voice on the speaker says

I don t have all day

I said Then take our order

And we ll be on our way

I wanna get a chicken sandwich

And I want a cheeseburger too

She s like You want onions on that

I m like Yeah I already said that I doa

aPlus we need curly fries

And don t you dare forget it

And two medium root beers

No just one we ll split it

Then I said I m guessin that

You re probably not too bright

So read me back my order

Let s make sure you got it right

She says One you want a chicken sandwich

Two you want a cheeseburger

Three curly fries and a large root beer

Stop don t go no further

I never ordered a large root beer

I said medium not large

Then she says We re havin a special

I super-sized you at no charge

Oh

And that s all I could say was oh

And she says Now there s somethin else

That I really think you should knowa

aYou can have unlimited refills

For just a quarter more

I say Great except we re in the drivethru

So what would I want that for

Then she says Wait a minute

Your voice sounds so familiar hey is this Paul

And my wife is all like No that ain t Paul

Now tell me who s this Paul a

She says Oh he s just some guy

Who goes to school with me

I sat behind him last year

And I copied off of him in Geometrya

I said I know a guy named Paul

He used to be my plumber

He was prematurely bald

And he moved to Pittsburgh last summera

aHe also had bladder problems

And a really bad infection on his toe

And she says Mister please you can stop right there

That s way more than I needed to know

And then we both were quiet

And things got real intense

And then she says Next window please

That ll be five dollars and eighty two cents

So we inched ahead in line

Movin painfully slow

I got a little bored

So I turned on the radio

Click turned it off

Because my wife was getting a headache

So we both just sat there quietly

For her sake

Then I looked at her

And she looked back at me

And I said Um

I think you have somethin in your teeth

She turned away from me

And then turned back and said Did I get it

I said Yeah well I mean most of it

But hey ya know don t sweat it

Then she said How about now

I said Yeah almost

There s still a little bit there but don t worry

It s probably just a piece of toast

Now we re at the pay window

Or whatever you call it

Put my hand in my pocket

I can t believe there s no wallet

And the lady at the window s like

Well well well that ll be five eighty-two

I turn around to my wife and say

How much have you got on you

She just rolls her eyes and says

I ll pay for this I guess

So she reaches into her purse

And busts out the American Express

I hand it to the lady

And she says Oh dear

It s gotta be cash only

We don t take credit cards here

I took back the card and said

Gee really Well that sucks

And that s when I found out

My wife was only carryin three bucks

I said I thought you were

Going to hit the ATM today

She says I never got around to it

So where s your wallet anyway a

And I said Nevermind

Just help me to find some change

Now the lady at the window

Is looking at me kinda strange

And she says Mister please

We gotta move this line along

I said Now hold your stinkin horses lady

We won t be long

So I looked around inside the glove box

And checked the mat beneath my feet

I found a nickel in an ashtray

And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little pile

Of coins of every sort

The lady counts it up and says

You re still about a dollar short

And now my woman s got this weird look

Frozen on her face

She screams You know

I wasn t even really hungry in the first place

And so I turned around

To the cashier again

I shrugged and said Okay

Forget the chicken sandwich then

So I pick up my change

Pick up my receipt

And I drive to the pickup window

Man I just can t wait to eat

And now we see this acne ridden

Kid about sixteen

Wearin a dorky nametag that says

Hello my name is Eugene

And he hands me a paper bag

I look him in the eyes

And I say to him Hey Eugene

Could I get some ketchup for my fries

Well he looks at me

And I look at him

And he looks at me

And I look at him

And he looks at me

And I look at him

And he says I m sorry

What did you want again

I say Ketchup

And he says Oh yeah that s right

I just spaced out there for a second

I m really kind of burnt tonight

And then he hands me the ketchup

And then we re finally drivin away

And the food is drivin me mad

With its intoxicating bouquet

I m starvin to death

By the time we pull up at the traffic light

I say Baby gimme that burger

I just gotta have a bite

So she reaches in the bag

And pulls out the burger

And she hands me the burger

And I pick up the burger

And then I unwrap the paper

I bite into those buns

And I just can t believe it

They forgot the onions