Real Live Girl - Sid Caesar

作词：Carolyn Leigh

作曲：Cy Coleman

Pardon me miss but I've never done this

With a real live girl

Straight off the farm with an actual arm

Full of real live girl

Pardon me if your affectionate squeeze

Fogs up my glasses and buckles my knees

I'm simply drowned in the sight and the sound

And the scent and the feel

Of a real live girl