歌曲名 No Hablo Ingles 歌手名 Bowling For Soup

作词：Jaret Reddick+Linus Of Hollywood

作曲：Jaret Reddick+Linus Of Hollywood

My teacher asked me where my homework was

and that's when I told her

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Policeman caught me doing ninety

and that's when he pulled me over

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A hippie with a tambourine asking me

if I could spare a dollar

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Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight

and grabs my collar

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When I'm not feeling it

Two

When someone's full of shit

Three

When I get cut off at the bar

To make a getaway

It's all you've gotta say

Quatro Sinco Seis

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My nephew asked me

if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie

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Walking my dog I saw a sign

that says to please pick up the doodie

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My mama gets mad 'cause

I never call my dad on his birthday

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A guy walks up and says Doda esta casel de pepe

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One

So many different uses

Two

You don't need no excuses

Three

It's as easy as the third grade

The perfect getaway

It's all you've gotta say

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Did you brush your teeth

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Where'd you leave your pants

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Did you feed the fish

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Do you like my band

Wait don't answer that

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Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies

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Did one of you guys pee in the pool

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Hey how 'bout we all get together

and go to the ballet

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Can I borrow that beer

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