作曲：Jaret Reddick

Well I love New York like everyone

And I go to Las Vegas to Chill

I like Denver Colorado cause it's

so laid back

And Chicago keeps it real

I only leave Dallas when I have to

but

When I do I like Tulsa OK

And I ain't got nothing against

California

But I can't stand LA

Well Orlando Florida is humid but

it's swell

Austin and Nashville both freakin'

rock yes they do

And New Orleans is evil but it's

part of the appeal

You can gamble drink and swear

until you drop

The state of Ohio's been great to

our band

Along with Phili and Green Bay

I got nothing but love for

Hollywood

But I can't stand LA

I like Salt Lake City Portland

Frisco Santa Fe

Indianappolis and Hartford too

Boise Memphis Souix Falls and of

course KC

Along with Pittsburg and Kalamazoo

Atlanta is our home away from home

and here's a shout out to Sauget

And I wish my friends would leave

that place

'Cause I can't stand LA

Traffic Sucks

No protected lefts

Snooty fucks

Pollution fills the air

Gang Fights

$7 beers

And the threat of breaking off

into the sea

And now to give LA the benefit

of the doubt

Jimmy Kimmel In and Out and great

sushi

And diversity everywhere

Really hot chicks wearing next to

nothing

And the Santa Monica Pier

Thank you for hair metal and the

84 olympics and for the BFS radio play

But please don't take this

personally

No I'm happy to visit but I'm

happier to leave

And I guess what it is I'm

trying to say is

I can't stand LA