歌曲名 Virus Alert 歌手名 Weird Al Yankovic

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Hey everyone listen up your attention

If you please

Really want to give you a warning

'Cause I found out this morning

'Bout a dangerous insidious comuter virus

If you should get any mail with the subject:

"Stinky Cheese"

Better not go taking your chances

Under no circumstances

Should you open it or else it will

Translate your documents into Swahili

Make your TV record "Gigli"

Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling

41278,190)Look out)It's gonna make your computer screen freeze

44048,180)Look out)Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs

47028,210)Look out)Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too

And the hard drive of anyone related to you

Virus alert

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Soon very soon

It will make all the paint peel off your walls

It'll make your keyboard all sticky

Give your poodle a hickey

And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney

Then it will tie up your phone

Making crank long distance calls

It'll set your clocks back an hour

And start hogging the shower

So just trash it now or else it will

Decide to give you a permanent wedgie

Legally change your name to Reggie

Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

100702,210)Look out)It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull

103662,200)Look out)And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull

106502,180)Look out)

And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep

109432,200)Look out)And make you physically attracted to sheep

112321,180)Look out)Steal your identity and your credit cards

115079,160)Look out)Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards

118258,160)Look out)Then cause a major rift in time and space

And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place

That's right it's a

Virus alert

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Warn all your friends send this to everybody

Tell everyone you know tell everybody now

If you get infected you'll wish you had never been born

So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn

Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down

Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground

Bury it completely rocks and boulders should be fine

Then burn all the clothes

You may have worn any time you were online

Virus alert

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Virus alert

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt

Forward this message on to everybody

Warn all your friends send this to everybody

Tell everyone you know tell everybody now

What are you waiting for

Just hurry up and forward this to every single person

That you know

Hit send right now