I Will Never Be Jealous Again (Album Version) - Hines (Michael Mckean)/Mabel (Roz Ryan)

作词：Richard Adler/Jerry Ross

作曲：Richard Adler/Jerry Ross

Hinesy

Hinesy

Hinesy

Hinesy

I've learned my lesson Mabel

I'll never be jealous again

You stick to that now

Absolutely

Now that's easier said than done

I can do it

I knew it

But let's take an example just for fun

Come on baby sit down

Picture this

You're sitting here waiting for her to come back from a date

There I am

I'm sitting and waiting for her to come back from a date

Here she comes

Her blouse is unbutton her stockings are not very straight

Here she comes

Her blouse is unbuttoned her stockings are not very straight

Later on

She gets a bouque with a card in it saying

Baby you were great

Well hinesy what would you do then

I would trust her I would trust her

By George I swear I would trust her

No I'll never be jealous again

Picture this

You've got nothing to do

So you drop in to chat for awhile

There I am

I've got nothing to do so

I drop in to chat for awhile

Something's up

The windows is open

And Gladys is forcing a smile

Something's up

The window is open

And Gladys is forcing a smile

There you see

A shirt and a tie and pair of pants

In a nice neat little pile

Well hinesy

I

I woud trust her I would trust her

By George I swear I would trust her

Oh I'll never be jealous

I'll never never never never never never

Never never be jealous again

That's the stop hinesy you're practically cured

There will be no more nightmares to sleep through

No more key holes to peep through

No more bushes to creep through

That's my plan

Well now that you're a new man

Picture this

You go to your sweeties apartment you borrow the key

There I am

I go to my sweeties apartment I borrow the key

There she is

She's giving a sailor a very affectionate squeeze

There she is

She's giving a sailor a very affectionate squeeze

Then to boot

She tells you she was in the arms of a cousin

Was back from over seas

A her cousin from over seas

Do you expect me to believe that

I was not born yesterday

Hinesy

I would trust her I would trust her

By George I swear I would trust her

No I'll never be jealous

I'll never never never never never never never never

Never never never never be jealous again

I'm so proud of you