歌曲名 I Can Do Without You

歌手名 Doris Day+Howard Keel Orchestra Conducted By Ray Heindorf

作词：Sammy Fain

作曲：Paul Francis Webster

In the Summer you're the Winter

In the finger you're the splinter

In the banquet you're the stew

Say I could do without you

In the garden you're the gopher

In the Levi's you're the loafer

Like an overturned canoe

Well I could do without you

You can go to Philadelphia

Take a hack to Hackensack

Hey I'll never

Ring a bell fer yer

Or yell fer yer to come back

In the question you're the why

In the ointment you're the fly

Though I know some

Things are indefensible

Like a buck or two

If there's one thing

I can do without

I can do without you

In the barrel you're a pickle

In the goldmine you're a nickel

You're the tack inside my shoe

Yes I can do without you

In my bosom you're a dagger

You're a mangy carpetbagger

In the theatre

You're the 'boo'

I can do without you

You got charms

They ain't bewitchin' me

You've a face no one would paint

I got the darndest itch in me

To be wherever you ain't

In the bullfrog you're the croak

In the forest poison oak

Though I know somethings

Are necessary

My half-pint buckaroo

If there's one thing

I can do without

I can do without

You're a knothead

You're a faker

You're a bonehead

Troublemaker

I can do without you