歌曲名 A Secretary Is Not A Toy

歌手名 Jonathan Freeman+How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying Ensemble (1995)

作词：Frank Loesser

作曲：Frank Loesser

Gentlemen gentlemen

A secretary is not a toy

No my boy not a toy

To fondle and dandle and playfully handle

In search of some puerile joy

No a secretary is not

Definitely not a toy

You're absolutely right Mr Bratt

We wouldn't have it any other way Mr Bratt

It's a company rule Mr Bratt

A secretary is not a toy

No my boy not a toy

So do not go jumping for joy boy

A secretary is not

A secretary is not

A secretary is not a toy

She's a highly specialized key component

Of operational unity

A fine and sensitive mechanism

To serve the office community

With a mother at home she supports

And you'll find nothing like her at FAO Schwarz

A secretary is not a pet

Wound by key pulled by string

Her pad is to write in

And not spend the night in

If that's what you plan to enjoy No

A secretary is not a pet

Nor an E rector set

It happened to Charlie McCoy boy

They fired him like a shot

The day the fellow forgot

A secretary is not a toy

N N N N

N N N N

N O N O

N O N O

N O T O Y

N O T O Y

N O T O Y

Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y

Bess bess bess bess

The secretary ya got

Is definitely not

Employed to do a gavotte

Or you know what

Before you jump for joy

Remember this my boy

A secretary is not

A tinkertoy