作曲：Brad Roberts

I threw out a stupid common paperweight

And it went out into the country

To a place where other solid objects lie around

Well it's quite hard and so it's probably still there

And when i die it will still be somewhere

Ha-ha i'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

A man once took a very famous photograph

Went in books and even lectures

Said it was a monster in the old loch ness

Before he died his wife gave him a backrub

He confessed his lie he took the picture in the bathtub

Ha-ha he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

Scientists have recently just found out

About a fish they didn't know of

That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas

It doesn't need eyes it's been there a long while

Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles

Ha-ha i'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

Ha-ha i'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that