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I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That - Joe Diffie

I'm not a wealthy man don't pay for my suntan

I work out in the heat and the cold

Sometimes I'd like to be the big bad wolf

Instead of just another sheep in the fold

I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinkin' dollar

Cry about a luxury tax

They won't let him write off his little eighty foot yacht

I'd like to have a problem like that

Oh I'd like to have a problem like that

Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac

Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back

I'd like to have a problem like that

I saw a celebrity talkin' on the TV

He looked like a tall Tom Cruise

He's seein' Sheila and Bambi Linda and Candy

Burnin' both ends of his fuse

He said he's suffocatin' needs a vacation

He can't find time to relax from all the kissin'

And huggin' the sweet talk and lovin'

I'd like to have a problem like that

Oh I'd like to have a problem like that

Be a one-man woman jugglin' act

How many can you keep in the air before you lose track

I'd like to have a problem like that

I'd like to be too rich I'd to be too thin

I'd like to be too young I'd like to be too in

Should I kiss and tell and write a book on my life

How much can I get for the movie rights

Oh I'd like to have a problem like that

Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack

Should I drag 'em through court or tell 'em to kiss my fax

I'd like to have a problem like that

Give me those problems

I think that I could solve 'em

I'd like to have a problem like that

Sure would like to have a problem like that

Don't know what they're whining about

Let them get out here and steel for a living