Mr. Goldstone - Angela Lansbury/Gypsy Ensemble (1973)

作词：Stephen Sondheim

作曲：Jule Styne

Have an eggroll Mr Goldstone

Have a napkin have a chopstick have a chair

Have a spare rib Mr Goldstone

Any spare that I can spare

I'll be glad to share

Have a dish have a fork

Have a fish have a pork

Put your feet up feel at home

Have a smoke have a coke

Would you like to hear a joke

I'll have June recite a poem

Have a leechie Mr Goldstone

Tell me any little thing that I can do

Ginger peachy Mr Goldstone

Have a kumquat have two

Everybody give a cheer

Santa Claus is sitting here

Mr Goldstone I love you

Have a Goldstone Mr Eggroll

Tell me any little thing that I can do

Have some fried rice Mr Soy Sauce

Have a cookie have a few

What's the matter Mr G

Have another pot of tea

Mr Goldstone I love you

There are good stones and bad stones

And curbstones and gladstones

And touchstones and such stones as them

There are big stones and small stones

And grind stones and gall stones

But Goldstone is a gem

There are milestones there are mill stones

There's a cherry there's a yellow

There's a blue

But we don't want any old stone

Only Goldstone will do

Moon stones sun stones

We all scream for one stone

Mr Goldstone we love you

Goldstone