I Know A Girl - Bebe Neuwirth

作词：Fred Ebb

作曲：John Kander

Hello Suckers

Welcome back

Roxie's in there being looked over by the state medical examiner

Says she's gonna have a baby

Now why didn't I think of that

Can you imagine

I mean can you imagine

Do you believe it

I mean do you believe it

I know a girl

A girl who lands on top

You could put her face into a pale of slop

And she'd come up smelling

Like a rose

How she does it

Heaven knows

I know a girl

A girl with so much luck

She could get run over by a

Two ton truck

And brush herself off

And walk away

How she does it

Couldn't say

Whilst I

On the other hand

Put my face in a pale of slop

And I will smell like a pale of slop

I on ther other hand

Get run over by a truck

And I am deader than a duck

I know a girl who tells so many lies

Anything that's true would truly 'cross her eyes

But what that mouse is sellin'

The whole world buys

And nobody smells a rat

Can you imagine

I mean can you imagine

Do you believe it

I mean do you believe it