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Sally:

(spoken) Oh yeah? That's what YOU think!

Schroeder:

(spoken) What?

Sally:

(spoken) That's my new philosophy. "Oh yeah? That's what YOU think!"

Schroeder:

(spoken) Then why are you telling me?

Sally:

(spoken) What?

Schroeder:

(spoken) WHY are you telling me?

Sally:

(spoken) "WHY are you telling me?" I like it!

That's a good philosophy.

"WHY are you telling me?"

" WHY are you telling me?"

(sings)" Why are you telling me?"

My new philosophy

The teacher gave a D on last week's homework!

She said, "Miss Sally Brown,

Your grades are going down"

I could have told her...

Schroeder:

Your new philosophy?

Sally:

My new philosophy.

(spoken) Ms. be?

I'm she.

Look see

A D?

A D.

Well, why are you telling me?

(sung) And that's my new philosophy!

Schroeder:

That's your new philosophy?

Sally:

" Well why are you telling me?"

My new philosophy!

Schroeder:

(spoken) That's great, Sally. But I've got to practice Chopin's Nocturne in be-flat Minor.

Sally:

(spoken) No! I like it! "No!" That's my new philosophy.

" No! No! No!"

Schroeder:

(spoken) That's your new philosophy?

Sally:

(spoken) Yes! I mean "No!"

(singing) Just like a busy bee

Each new philosophy

Can fly from tree to tree

And keep me moving!

When life's a dizzy maze

On alterating days

I choose a different phrase!

Schroeder:

Your new philosophy?

Sally:

My new philosophy!

Schroeder:

Sally,

Some philosophies are simple:

"Man does not eat by bread alone."

Some philosophies are clear...

Sally:

" Leave your message at the sound of the tone."

Both:

Some philosophies pick and choose

Deciding what goes in it

Schroeder:

Some take a lifetime!

Sally:

Mine take a minute!

Schroeder:

(spoken) But Sally, anything that takes only a minute can't be very long lasting. For instance, Beethoven took over two years

To complete his brilliant Ninth Symphony...

Sally:

(spoken)" No!"

Schroeder:

(spoken)I can't stand it!

Sally:

(spoken) " I can't stand it!" I like it!

(sings) It's like a gurantee

Each new philosophy

And things are sure to be a whole lot brighter!

" Oh yeah? That's what you think!"

" Why are you telling me?"

" No!"

" I can't stand it!"

Now life is free and easy,

Much more philosophy-zy,

With my brand new...

You know, someone had said that we should live every day as

If it were the last day of our life.

Lucy:

(spoken)This is it? Help me! Help me! I've got twenty four hours to live! AAAAAAAAAA!!!

Sally:

(spoken) Clearly, some philosophies aren't for all people...

(sung) And that's my new philosophy!